Description

🌵 Why You’ll Love It:
✅ Thrives on Neglect – Loves sunshine and forgives forgotten waterings
✅ Grows with Attitude – Develops a thick, textured trunk over time
✅ Pet-Safe – Non-toxic (but those spines mean paws off!)
✅ Conversation Starter – Guaranteed to make guests say “What IS that?!”

Perfect For:
☀️ Sunny windowsills or patios
🏜️ Succulent collectors (it’s a living sculpture!)
🚫 Busy plant parents (water monthly and chill)

🌱 Give it bright light + well-draining soil = effortless exotic vibes!

🛒 Bring Home the Drama – Order Yours Today!

P.S. Pair with our cactus mix for happy roots! 🌵💚